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I'm a big dork. I love my husband & kid very much. I miss my family back home. I hoard yarn & love to knit; you know me as vismajor on Ravelry. I have excellent friends. I can talk to cats & they talk back. Animals love me. I look like an angry Muppet when I'm mad. I'm not your effin' Google.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Sound Advice?

The other day, I (jokingly) informed my boss that he might want to start looking around for my replacement since I was considering committing murder & would therefore be incarcerated.

His demeanor became very calm as he advised, "It's times like this when you need to step back... take a deep breath... and plunge the knife in so hard & so far on the first thrust that [she] never knows what hit her!"

Ooh, I laughed and laughed. :)

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